The Digger Papers (August, 1968)
Take a Cop to Dinner Cop
a Dinner to Take a Cop Dinner Cop a Take
|Mr. Answer Man
|Why a cunt
than the largest
kissing the cops
to hedge the bet.
Take a cop to dinner:
Racketeers take cops to dinner with payoffs.
Pimps take cops to dinner with free tricks.
Dealers take cops to dinner with free highs.
Business takes cops to dinner with graft.
Unions and Corporations take cops to dinner with post-retirement jobs.
Schools and Professional Clubs take cops to dinner with free tickets to athletic events
and social affairs.
The Catholic Church takes cops to dinner by exempting them from religious duties.
The Justice Department takes cops to dinner with laws giving them the right to do almost
The Defense Department takes cops to dinner by releasing them from all military
Establishment newspapers take cops to dinner by propagating the image of the friendly,
uncorrupt, neighborhood policeman.
Places of entertainment take cops to dinner with free drinks, and admission to shows.
Merchants take cops to dinner with discounts and gifts.
Neighborhood Committees and Social Organizations take cops to dinner with free discussions
offering discriminating insights into hipsterism, black militancy, and drug culture.
Cops take cops to dinner by granting them immunity to prosecution for misdemeanors and
anything else they can get away with.
Cops take themselves to dinner by inciting riots.
And so, if you own anything or you don't take a cop to dinner
this week and feed his power to judge, prosecute and brutalize the
streets of your city.
Note: Gourmet George Metesky would remind everyone not to
make the mistake of Arnold Schuster, who served the right course at the