[CC001: The Communication Company ... OUR POLICY]

The Communication Company
haight/ashbury

OUR POLICY
Love is communication.

OUR PLANS & HOPES
+ to provide quick & inexpensive printing service for the hip community.
+ to print anything the Diggers want printed.
+ to do lots of community service printing.
+ to supplement The Oracle with a more or less daily paper whenever Haight news justifies one, thereby maybe adding perspective to The Chronicle's fantasies.
+ to be outrageous pamphleteers.
+ to compete with the Establishment press for public opinion.
+ to revive The Underhound, old North Beach magazine of satire & commentary that was instrumental in ending a police harassment routine very like the present one.
+ to function as a Haight/Ashbury propaganda ministry, free lance if needs be.
+ to publish literature originating within this new minority.
+ to produce occasional incredibilities out of an unnatural fondness for either outrage or profit, as the case may be.
+ to do what we damn well please.
+ to keep up the payments on

OUR MAGNIFICENT MACHINES
* one brand-new Gestetner 366 silk-screen stencil duplicator.
* one absolutely amazing Gestefax electronic stencil cutter.

WITH WHICH WE CAN
+ print up to 10,000 nearly lithographic quality copies of almost anything we can wrap around our scanning drum.
+ on any kind of paper up to 8-1/2 by 14 inches (this being basically an office machine).
* with any kind of art, including half-tones.
* on both sides of the page.
+ in up to four colors with adequate registration (office machine).
* with all manner of outrageous innovations.
* all in a very few hours.

WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET! [each word this line is underlined]

WE NEED
+ printing orders.
+ Haight Street reporters.
* a whole lot of scripts for maybe publication.
+ writers for The Underhound.


claude & chester
626-2926
we deliver


[CC002: Remember the Love Circus]

[Reprint of a San Francisco Chronicle column, May 19, 1967?:]
Love and the Buck
Charles McCabe

The most beautiful word in this or any other language is sure taking a beating in these parts lately. The word is that four letter sigh and expletive called love.

Love has been around for quite a while, but it was not well and truly discovered until last year when the hippies, here and elsewhere, started working it the way the Forty-Niners worked the Mother Lode.

The hippies created a very groovy scene out in the Haight-Ashbury. They kissed cops, gave flowers to drunks, invaded downtown department stores with lovely bright balloons, and turned on with strange drugs. Everything they did was brilliantly merchandised under the name of love.

Whether the hippies know as much about love as, say, St. Francis of Assisi, is much to be doubted. But likewise, it cannot be doubted that to think of love is a good thing, and to think of it often is almost certain to increase the supply of it in this sorry world. So more power to all lovers, everywhere.

It is the merchants of love who are another matter. These camp followers of the lovely life are enough to curdle your marrow. They are debasing the currency of brotherhood. They are the carnies who follow the missionaries into uncharted land. They rightly stink.

A couple of months back the Diggers and other Haight militants picketed a "Love Dance" on account of it cost three bucks fifty to get the body in. A jewelry store called "Happiness Unlimited" has a window sign: "We love you; we hope you love us."

About the same time a bar on Haight Street converted itself into a hot dog and hamburger establishment. The hamburger is called, naturally, a LOVEburger. The hot dog is a LOVEdog. And this [c]uddly establishment has applied for permission to change its name to "THE LOVE CAFE."

Look at that civic cancer, the topless phenomenon of North Beach. This whole nauseous scene is a direct outgrowth of the rather engaging nihilism of the beatniks who took over Grant avenue and its suburbs in the mid-50's. Because Ginsberg and Kerouac used feelthy words in their efforts, the area got a faintly orgiastic reputation. The tourists came from Fresno and Gilroy and dreamed feelthy thoughts as they looked at the beats, and saw pretty white girls walking arm in arm with black men.

When the landlords, and the beats themselves, wearied of the North Beach scene, the merchants of love knew they no longer had the product, but they still had the customers. Ergo, mothers of eight swinging their nates, and heaving their mammaries, while the salt of the earth slaver and think those same feelthy thoughts. (Next week: The First Topless Nun!)

In the end, the punishment of the hippies will be brutal and biblical. Their own imagination and talent for self-advertising will do them in. Their love, and their flowers and their balloons will bring the creeps. The creeps will prove unendurable. And this too will pass.

[Communication Company commentary:]
Remember the Love Circus?
Remember love for $3.50?
Remember the Banana Rantra?
Remember goons punching our
people to the ground?
Remember those hoods Michael
Bowen threw out of the Psyche
Shop?
Remember North Beach gangsters
trying to cash in on your scene?
Remember the Mafia?


Revolution for $3.50 is an
impossibility.
Revolution is free because it is yours.


Watch out. Here come the creeps.
digger/commucomp (UPS)


[CC004: Survival School]

Survival School
for newcomers & others
how to stay alive on Haight Street

free!
classes & discussions conducted by experts, professional men & experienced street kids


a series of three classes designed to save you from becoming a psychedelic casualty -- six months' worth of knowledge in a mere three days, & all free


no cheap moralizing, no bullshit, nothing phoney, no lies, no beating around the bush, no salestalk, just straight information you can trust

Every Tuesday night at 8

  • Sex Lore
    how to avoid gangbangs, rape, VD & pregnancy
  • Health & Hygiene
    how to stay alive & well
  • Street Wisdom
    how to avoid beatings & starvation, how to survive without money

Every Monday night at 8

  • The Scene
    where it's really at & what it is
  • Drug Lore
    how to keep from getting killed for kicks
  • Policemanship
    how to avoid getting busted & what to do if you are

Every Wednesday night at 8

  • Haight Street Seminar
    experienced hippies & others rapping, answering questions, filling you in, telling it like it is, so you needn't be a helpless newcomer very long

-at-
THE TRIP WITHOUT A TICKET
901 Cole Street


[CC006: Hippies In Free!]

HIPPIES IN FREE!!!!!!
a free movie

PSYCHEDELIC SEXUALIS
PLUS
A SHORT FEATURE
AT
The Movie
1034 Kearny
a show starts every 90 minutes

just say, "Ramparts sent me."
and you'll get in free!!!!!!!!!

the management requests that you refrain from hissing and booing while the show is in progress.


[CC007: Prepare Now For The Potlatch]

PREPARE NOW FOR THE POTLATCH
Summer Solstice Potlatch
June 21
Potlatch
Potlatch

When San Francisco Will Open Its Golden Gate

[graphic of person carrying many possessions on top of the head]


[CC009: All in all, dear friends...]

[Reprint of article titled, "FBI's List of 'Radical Subversives'": "The FBI has elaborate plans to deal with possible subversion during a national disaster..." Com/Co editorial in right-hand column:]

All in all, dear friends, this promises to be an interesting summer. Our government is clearly planning to invade North Viet Nam with an eye toward knocking out Red China. Certainly, they expect this country to reach a state of drastic emergency before fall. Probably a full-scale, formally declared war.

When this happens, the FBI is ready -- ready & eager -- to take care of all radicals & subversives, right? Round them up & put them away, & if anything unfortunate happens that's just unfortunate, ain't it.

You & I, dear brothers, all of us who smoke a little pot & dig a little peace -- we are high among the radicals & subversives Curtis O. Lynum is ready to pick up.

Because dope is political, & don't you forget it. Anything that criticizes the Establishment & its asinine war & power games is political -- subversive! -- and taking dope is an act of criticism.

Whether you mean it to be or not.

Motives don't matter. The act, not the reason.

All the heads & hippies, all the black power people, all the wild & futile reds with their outmoded economic fantasies & incredibly lovely & naive idealism -- you & I, dear oh my brothers -- we have all been planned for. Everything is ready.

Have a good trip, but remember

[I Ching hexagrams]

printed as a community service by the communication company, member of the underground press syndicate.


[CC016: What Part of the Day Do You Spend Running?]

WHAT PART OF THE DAY DO YOU SPEND RUNNING?
Bright after your breakfast o. j.?
for Tea? or maybe guests for cocktails?
Do you run for the mountain's, head from, for,
taxes, taxis, the draft the Heat the smog, the Valley?
Do you suffer the planes and fear bombing
flailing, failing in the city streets during
rush Hour, powerless mid day traffic, hog-tied
by brief case to the slaughter for the stake
of sheep in Chicago witch hunts
and the pangs, the screaming meemies of the o.d.
wad-e-melons uncle Tom's thumb up your ass
to the non-profit unsolicited tax deductible
chief concern of petrified white America: Bigotry.

Which part of the day do you spend running
to the mirror to check for pimples-acne
and other minor skin irritations to check
for that blemish which might succeed in never
getting you given away, discarded, thrown into
the ash can of institutions (i.e.) compulsory, impulsory
incarsartorial marriage.
Henry Miller proved you can be a slob and still-born succeed;
Hugh Heffner that you kan't.
So where does that push you? To the post office
the only place a hated hippy cain or is able to get a job?
The Armed forces?

Me? I run to ward (fend off, hospitalize, isolate)
words, woods, to paintings sight to color and/or
drugs, takers, users, to the Sixth Sensation, flee
to flying saucers -- intangibles, tangerines, the insanity
that will force, allow the law, the enforcers to meet
with the inviolable eye and millenial diabolicus, released
by their own Hydrogen bomb (tHreat) Heroin or Hubert H. Humphrey.

printed by the communication company a member of Ups


[CC017: Got It Anyway Who Wants Haight Street...]

GOT IT ANYWAY WHO WANTS HAIGHT STREET THIS SUMMER ANY WAY GOT IT?
Health Department wants it ... sterilized ... underarm control
Juvenile Department wants it ... turned in ... parent control
Parks Department wants it ... walked allnight ... sleep control
Police Department wants it ... surrounded ... riot control
Board of Supervisors wants it ... employed ... yankeetourist control


STERILIZED / TURNED IN / WALKED ALLNIGHT / SURROUNDED / EMPLOYED



& tourists want to ship some back home again in Indiana
& hip merchants only want to sell enough to charge the Navajos
& Life wants to kill some
& BBC wants some for the London Zoo
& straight merchants see through one-way mirrors to property in Marin


DID YOU COME TO BUY SOMETHING?
DID YOU COME TO SELL SOMETHING?
DID YOU COME TO INTERVIEW SOMEBODY?
DID YOU COME TO BE INTERVIEWED?


who's media-money looney trap is this?
got it anyway who wants haight street this summer any way got it?



(& this summer thousands of un-white un-suburban boppers are going to want to know why you've given up what they can't get & how you get away with it & how come you not a faggot with hair so long & they want haight street one way or the other)


GOT IT ANYWAY WHO WANTS HAIGHT STREET THIS SUMMER ANY WAY GOT IT?


IF YOU DON'T KNOW,
BY AUGUST
HAIGHT STREET WILL BE
A. CEMETARY


published by the communication company
a member of the underground press syndicate


[CC020: Things are getting a bit out of control]

"Things are getting a bit out of control"

[Partial reprints of three newspaper articles, along with R Cobb (?) cartoon:]

A Congressional Call to 'Forget' U.S. Constitution
Members of the House Armed Services Committee demanded yesterday that the Justice Department disregard the First Amendment right of freedom of speech and prosecute those who urge young men to defy its draft law. ...

Bombs Directed At Civilians
The Defense Department said yesterday that small fragmentation bombs are being dropped over North Vietnam, but denied they are directed at civilian targets. ...

Police Chief Alarmed by Panthers
"If the Black Panthers can swagger around with loaded weapons, others will get the idea they can do the same thing," said Chief Cahill. ...


[CC023: War Is Decor...]

WAR IS DECOR IN MY CAVERN CAVE.
The wind whirs outside,
I RAVE
within my bone plate tedium.
The wall flicks pictures of wounded meat
I DON'T CARE THAT'S NEAT
I DON'T CARE THAT'S NEAT
War is decor in my cavern cave
where creature howls on beast
within a yeast
of bone plate tedium
Til Cupid smiles
and tears the mass
of Xs
to a cloud of Bliss
that curls into a molecule
to make my birth!
I'm born!
I'm free!


Michael McClure
Communication Company


[CC024: All Watched Over...]

All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace
by Richard Brautigan


I like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computors
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.


I like to think
(right now, please!)
of a cybernetic forest
filled with pines and electronics
where deer stroll peacefully
past computors
as if they were flowers
with spinning blossoms.


I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal
brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace.


Communication Company


[CC026: A Moving Target Is Hard To Hit]

A MOVING TARGET IS HARD TO HIT
Whatever tribe I am the reincarnated member of, apparently won, or lost, or survived, as Ishi's TRIBE, simply by fading away, dispersing, a whisp of fog no one can strike: "a moving target is hard to hit." This can be the reverse of cowardice, it takes great courage, at times, to back off from what is rightly your place to stand.

Therefore, this is not advice for all. Some of you are people who stand there and take it, as the poles did, the ones who did, attack the hordes of tanks on horseback, with futile swords. Beautiful, that is your shot. It is not mine.

When 200,000 folks from places like lima ohio and cleveland and lompoc and visalia and amsterdam and london and moscow and lodz suddenly descend, as they will, on the haight-ashbury, the scene will be burnt down. Some will stay and fight. Some will prefer to leave. My brief remarks are for the latter. I will stay. At some distance. Available. But my advice for those who have a way or ways similar to mine: disperse.

Gather into TRIBES of 15 or less. Communal "families" of 5 adults (however divided into sexes) and the natural number of children thereby made, is ideal for nomadic tribal dispersal action.

More than 3/4 of the state of California is national forest, national park, or state forest or park. Take your truck or car and make your camp in the part of the state you like most. Most parks require that you move in two weeks. Some places require moving every two days. This is only fair. The idea is, no one has the right to hog one campsite for the summer.

Choose unfamous forests. Avoid yosemite. Work, honestly, with the forest ranger. Write the state of california for their booklet. I think the feds have a similar campsite guide.

Also, volunteer for summer fire fighting work. It's good work, well paid, and necessary. When the fire starts they come to your camp and take you to the scene of disaster.

Another thing, as I was once quoted: "sometimes you only have to step 3 feet to the left and the whole insane machine goes roaring by." Or something like that.

The point is, for those who have this kind of way, not out of cowardice, but as WAY, that sitting in the haight-ashbury in all that heat and the terrible crowd you cannot help anyway (maybe), is simple insanity.

Disperse. Gather into smaller tribes. Use the beautiful public land your state and national governments have already set up for you, free. If you want to.

Most Indians are nomads. The haight-ashbury is not where it's at -- it's in your head and hands. Take it anywhere.

...Lew Welch

Church of One
March 29, 1967 San Francisco
Planet Earth

Gestetnered by The Communication Company (UPS) 3/27/67


[CC027: Free Acid!]

FREE Acid!
Saturday/Sunday

M.G.M. cameramen, here to film RIOT ON HAIGHT STREET, reputed to be PASSING OUT FREE ACID to make the action more "Authentic." It's a bribe, but I'm an easy lay for free acid.

Considering the kind of cats they are & where they're at &c, it probably isn't even true. A cheap rumor calculated to produce a picturesque crowd.

I'll find out.

Free?
Haight Street Movie
Cameras MGM LSD Acid?

this rumor gestetnered for what it's worth by the communication company (ups) 4/8/67. Free acid? Be advised. It's probably a lie. (When's the last time MGM did anything free for you? Right.)

Right?
what can you lose by asking?


[CC028: Carte de Venue & Street Menu]

Carte De Venue
&
Street Menu

1 P.M.
Dance of the Sorcerer's Apprentices (brooms provided)
Haight & Ashbury
$0.00
2 P.M.
Street Dance
Music by the Dead
Haight/Ashbury
$0.00
3 P.M.
World Salad Balling Bowl
(bring vegetables for the salad)
Panhandle
$0.00
5 P.M.
Rites of Passage through Artificial Barriers (brooms provided)
up Ashbury to Haight
$0.00
6 P.M.
Light Show of Human Auras
(mirrors & foil)
Haight Street
$0.00
7 P.M.
Free Time
EVERYTHING IS FREE

the diggers

Note:
Confrontations with the police don't seem to work out any better than meetings with the proper authorities. None of the above is worth getting busted for. If The Man blows his cool again, why not add to his embarrassment by splitting? Laughing as you go. If I were a cop who had been called away from whatever I was doing to play filth with a bunch of hippies, I'd be pretty bugged if they did me out of my fun by obeying my orders.

C.A.

abetted by the communication company (ups) 4/9/67


 

The Digger Archives is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-Non-Commercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Cite As: The Digger Archives (www.diggers.org) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 / All other uses must receive permission. Contact: curator at diggers dot org.